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THE SKY IS ON FIRE. Or cotton candy. What great stick could I...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:21:47 -0500

THE SKY IS ON FIRE.

Or cotton candy.

What great stick could I reach up and swirl around to gather it up?

To taste it. Let it melt in my mouth.

To leave behind the gritty sugar.

Bits I’ll finish off with my teeth…?

So I’ll go to bite again, to find the clouds an illusion.

A tenth the size they seemed.

After meltdown.

Forgot I had meant to replace this after years of wear and a...

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:44:15 -0500

Forgot I had meant to replace this after years of wear and a sudden allergic reaction (rare to my mother’s bloodline- not to discourage current/future wearers). Reminded myself that I don’t believe publicly visible talismans should be the conclusion of anyone’s “slactivism”. Remembered today, why I bought it in the first place.

WORLD AIDS DAY 2011

http://www.worldaidsday.org/

http://one.org/us/actnow/splash_2015quilt.html

I might’ve picked less obnoxious (or more relevant?)...

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:13:57 -0500

I might’ve picked less obnoxious (or more relevant?) music. But cute. and it got my attention. Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen. Just sayin’. Or just Tron Legacy OST. Any track. Basically anything but what they have now.

OH. And you can make your own.—> http://www.instructables.com/id/OCCUPI-Bot/

NOT how I wanted to start my day.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:34:23 -0500

1. If you are a friend, follower, tweeter, friend-of-a-friend, OR (most ridiculously) a family member that thinks this is a funny - ‘can’t-wait-to-see-her-face!’ JOKE— IT’S NOT. It’s about on the same level as stealing my dog and leaving me a ransom note in pig’s blood. Making me think I have a dangerous stalker with my HOME address is sick.

2. If you are a stalker your goal is unclear to me. Either you a) want to scare the sh!t out of me [if so-success] b) forgot to include the note that accompanies explaining how cut random photos weren’t actually what the devil told you to do, or c) you wanted to end up on my tumblr to be seen by maybe 3 followers that actually read my posts [again-success].

Now. My post would have continued this light-hearted, half-assed humoristic voice HAD YOU NOT ,(and listen closely now…), included.photos.of.MY.FAMILY.

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE THIS SISTER SCORNED. You’ve gone and marked yourself as the sole target of every ounce of angry woman energy I’ve had stored up in the every back fibers of my inner psycho.

I know:

1. You’re Korean. FOB handwriting sticks out like Wingdings.

2. You sent this in NYC. So you’d rather keep your local distance and waste a stamp than stalk my person to my front door. (OH. and should you EVER. DARE.—You’ll be sayin’ hello to Dr.Watts)

Took the baby for a long walk today. Hard to post whilst...

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:43:46 -0500

:)

sorry bub:(

petwaste transmits disease.so does trash

post-walk pooped.

Took the baby for a long walk today. Hard to post whilst enjoyin’ the day. Enjoy the look back on this crispy fall day:)

The Giving Tree, written and illustrated by Shel Silverstein. By...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:43:35 -0500

The Giving Tree, written and illustrated by Shel Silverstein. By far one of my favorite children’s picture books:) Found this fun translation - cute Korean typography too.

Google Translator says the direct Korean translation is Bounteous Tree.

The way the translation feels in Korean is The Tree That Gives Generously, or The Generous Giving Tree.

DONT FORGET TO MAKE A WISH!!!! YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DIDN'T :) you still have one more chance if you missed the morning one already

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:54:52 -0500

YES! I needed the reminder:) Have MANY I’d like to make and I can’t wait until my next birthday cake to make em. What’re you wishing for?

“But when they’re held for pleasureThey’re the...

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 04:14:00 -0500

w/the biggest balls of em all.

Save room for homemade Ice Cream Sandys

Opening Mon. November 7, 2011.

“But when they’re held for pleasure
They’re the balls that I like best” -AC/DC

THE MEATBALL SHOP WV

Tonight’s Friends&Family night was amazing-delicious-ballin. Hats off to everyone that worked it! My +1, good friend Christopher McLaughlin of 444th’s (444ths.com) had an unbelievable first experience at/trip to ‘the shop’ - the first of many, he promises;) And me? Can’t wait to start this show next week. Balls out.

So come in, say hi, and catch this new balltender at the bar.

OPENING Monday Nov.7 @6pm. Bring the kids:)

http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2011/11/the_meatball_shop_west_village.html

————-

MEAT THEM: http://www.williams-sonoma.com/recipe/tip/holzman-chernow-book-signing.html

APPRECIATE: local farms, genuine foodies, sustainable slow food-fast.

http://www.themeatballshop.com/

Potter stop distracting mama. Mommy’s got work to do.

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 04:01:05 -0400

Potter stop distracting mama. Mommy’s got work to do.

WOW. surprising. and AMAZING. in all the dork ways I love and...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:42:07 -0400

WOW. surprising. and AMAZING. in all the dork ways I love and appreciate. hardcore talent and passion all the way. <3 only 306 views?! GET IT UP GIRLS. guys? don’t hate. i mean…it’s THRILLER.

Karaoke KILLER. ;)

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 02:18:12 -0400

Karaoke KILLER. ;)

Reblog must! PlaidOranges original concept photo art and...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:33:55 -0400

Reblog must! PlaidOranges original concept photo art and original concept characters - beautifully executed and just…wonderful. Prepare to smile. Big time :)

His og tumblr post below:

plaidoranges:

I’m getting ready for a small show at Spoonbill and Sugertown, a book store in Williamsburg. Nov.3 - Nov.10

This is part of the Character Walk for Pictoplasma NYC conference Nov.3 - Nov.6

YOUR turn. Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:15:25 -0400

YOUR turn.

Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax - rename it.

#OCTOPIWALLSTREET

xx,

-inkjacket.

scottlava: »»»»»TONIGHT!!«««««« AMAZING EVERYTHING:...

Sat, 22 Oct 2011 16:55:16 -0400

scottlava:

»»»»»TONIGHT!!««««««

AMAZING EVERYTHING: the art of Scott C.

Brooklyn Signing

Saturday, Oct. 22nd, 7 – 8pm

@Cotton Candy Machine,

235 South 1st Street, Brooklyn, NY

p.s. you can order the book online HERE, if you want.

SEE YOU LATER!!

(sweet gif compliments of Mr. Gif)

“Procrastination” by Johnny Kelly. Brilliant, fun, a...

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:15:16 -0400

“Procrastination” by Johnny Kelly.

Brilliant, fun, a little too familiar…

…except replace tea with unhealthy amounts of coffee. and some tea.

…and imagine it voiced-over by Simon Pegg, your secret Comic Con crush.

#octopiwallstreet. by inkjacket.OCT2011.

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 18:31:55 -0400

#octopiwallstreet. by inkjacket.OCT2011.

Chelsea Apple store.

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 17:58:01 -0400

Chelsea Apple store.

This game is givin me a false sense of awesome. I’ll take...

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:10:49 -0400

This game is givin me a false sense of awesome. I’ll take it;)

{http://type.method.ac/}

Nothing touches me like poignant, smart humor. And Stephen...

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:23:51 -0400

Nothing touches me like poignant, smart humor. And Stephen Colbert.

Post-It Tetris at the Visualization Center in Norrköping. :)

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 16:04:49 -0400

Post-It Tetris at the Visualization Center in Norrköping. :)